i’m your ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb
how to be cool
A) cool sunglasses emoji
is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format
nicki minaj is the most beautiful woman on the earth idk if i’m gonna be able to survive the anaconda video???
update i’m sooo gay i’m sooooooooooooo gaaaaay
Whenever I see “write one interesting fact about yourself” I immediately forget everything that I’ve done and seen ever
T H E V I K I N G S T O R M → there’s a storm coming / inspired by the upcoming mini-series
i. HOIST THE COLORS - hans zimmer / ii. OCEAN PRINCESS - thomas bergersen / iii. NORWEGIAN PIRATE - two steps from hell / iv. SONS OF ODIN - patrick doyle / v. PREPARING FOR BATTLE - marc streitenfeld / vi. AGGRESSIVE EXPANSION - hans zimmer & james newton howard / vii. JUGGERNAUT - two steps from hell / viii. READY THE SHIPS - john powell / ix. AGE OF GODS - thomas bergersen / x. EARTH TO ASGARD - patrick doyle
PHILHARMONIC SORROWS IV → melodies to make your heart ache [instrumental]
i. A LEGACY OF COMFORT - martin phipps | ii. THE GRAVEL ROAD - james newton howard | iii. FORGIVENESS - panu altio | iv. FALLING - nick cave & warren ellis | v. MHYSA - ramin djawadi | vi. PROLOGUE - carter burwell | vii. SEBASTIAN - adrian johnston | viii. ONE MISTRESS - martin phipps | ix. THE FAR ROAD - nick cave & warren ellis | x. THE VIOLET HOUR - the civil wars
(oh my gOD)
the amis would have a very interesting night club and it is primarily fueled by the rave scene which courfeyrac amplifies alongside jehan with so much intricate light work. when it comes to the actual strip dancing many local college students come to them looking for a job to help them pay for tuition and living expenses and the amis want to make sure the job itself is not focused on objectification or shaming them for needing an occupation for this purpose (though people coming in as attendees very easily think otherwise) and would rather be able to help them pursue their college careers. this meaning they provide free strip dancing classes three times a week and provide an actually livable wage an hour. (combeferre more often helps work the tech but there are nights where he provides quite a popular show and everyone can’t help but stop what they’re doing and watch when it comes to these occasions, eponine and feuilly work the bar scene and will frequently compete against each other which usually ends in them seeing who can deep-throat a bottle, enjolras in knee high boots and lingerie and it’s gorgeous and w o w all of them just jesus christ).
their competition with the patron-minette is not even about money it’s entirely ideological and personal - and mostly because montparnasse and enjolras love to butt heads and combeferre very much likes to talk with claquesous. their club has much more leather prominence and montparnasse has an extremely popular routine where he literally rolls in a pile of money in nearly only heels and he’s regarded with as much beauty as enjolras (which he is extremely pleased over) and i’m sure people would go to extreme measures just to see he and montparnasse finally angrily kiss out their frustrations. claquesous always keeps his mask on and this keeps an air of mystery that people can only dream of unveiling because that is about the only thing that doesn’t come off and even montparnasse himself is intrigued.
but basically you know how two rival groups approach each other snapping fingers in preparation for a dance off? that’s it.
See, the nice thing about vague prompts is that I can twist them to whatever stupid AU I dream up :D
Gossip Girl AU (and thus obviously Modern AU). Nominally set in Paris, though my knowledge of Parisian high schools is based predominantly on what I learned from Wikipedia, so my apologies to my French followers. As with most of my crackier AUs, very little knowledge of the source material is needed to understand what’s happening here.
TW for brief mentions of past anxiety/mental breakdown.
Gossip Girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Paris’s elite.
Spotted: Enjolras at the Gare du Nord, signature red jacket and all. Paris’s resident revolutionary teenager was absent all summer. Where’s he been? Rumor says relaxing on his parents’ yacht, but those in the know claim he was sent away to military school to get his act in order.
Either way, with Paris’s king troublemaker back in town, things are sure to get exciting. How will C & C handle E’s return? What shocking events does E have planned for this year? Where’s he really been?
And will E ever notice Lonely Boy?
And who am I? That’s one secret I’ll never tell.
You know you love me.
Enjolras looked down at his phone and snorted, clicking absently through the ‘Gossip Girl’ alert that had just popped up. He was going to kill Courfeyrac for installing that app. Speak of the Devil, his phone rang with Courfeyrac calling. “Five minutes,” Enjolras said in lieu of greeting, hefting his bag into a better position on his shoulder. “I’ve been back for five minutes and I’m already front-page news on Gossip Girl. Did you guys do anything while I’ve been gone?”
I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.
wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made